The Gerard Cosloy Radio Hour (That Feels Like Two Hours)
Episodes
313 episodes
10/14/25 Show 333 : YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE WORLD'S STRONGEST SLAM
I have nothing but respect and admiration for those of you who routinely challenge the status quo (as opposed to challenging The Status Quo, who really deserve to enjoy a quiet retirement). All of that said, I don't think your efforts alw...
10/07/26 Show 332 : I've Been To The Other Side (And The Food Is Terrible)
I'm presuming you've all seen the recent Fox News testimony of the young chap whom during an 18 day coma, claims he saw Jesus Christ. While most historians agree that Christ closely resembled Kenny Loggins or Jared Leto, Gabe Poirot inste...
09/30/26 Show 331 : Where's Your God(smack) Now?
The unfortunate, inexcusable events just a stone's throw from the EVR studios --- in which a longtime proprietor of a cookbook store was arrested after tangling with the security team supervising the endless queue for the Amex Harry Styles pop-...
09/23/26 Show 330 : 101 With A Bullet
spoiler alert or preemptive strike? Take your pick but I have it very good authority from my sources at The Paper of Record that the NY Times’ ongoing “The 100 Best TV Shows of The 21st Century” will not include “Shasta McNasty”. ...
09/16/29 Show 329 : You Can't Spell "Complicity" Without "Myopic"
this week’s program was originally meant to be a two-hour analysis of the 2019 motion picture “Yesterday” in which a young musician is hit by a bus and awakes in an alternate reality where Anal Cunt never existed. It’s a pretty sappy affair ...
09/09/26 Show 328 : Pledge Allegiance To Xtract One & eConnect
we’re on the precipice of marking the 25th anniversary of a horrible event that would usher in an unprecedented nũ-normal era of authoritarianism and mass surveillance. EVR management would have you believe the webcam to the station’s ...
09/02/26 Show 327 : That Horse That You Can't Ride
there’s a gushy piece in today’s Guardian about a teenager who took to IG to document his attempts to listen to one Merzbow album each day. It’s a fun article and the fella in question seems nice and inquisitive enough, except WHAT THE FUCK, th...
08/26/26 Show 326 : The Final Breckin-ing
I usually try to stay away from promotional gimmickry on the program — I am sure you’ll agree between the musical selections and my effervescent commentary, no such pandering is required to maintain a vast audience. However, under conside...
08/19/26 Show 325 : Sound & Furby Signifying Nothing
I know what you're saying, "that is one ugly ass Furby". In fact, it's a FUGGLER, and I know this because I tried to attend this weekend's Sound & Furby Festival and was asked to leave because they found the FUGGLER in my backpack. It's a F...
08/12/26 Show 324 : Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart (Punch Story)
earlier this week I was looking up an old Popular Mechanics story about a global oxide shortage (hoping for some insights as to why Cassette Store Day is no longer a thing — I mean, there could be no other reason, right) and instead saw a re...
08/05/26 Show 323 : This Program Is 75-80% Finished
there’s so many things I deeply appreciate about Blabbermouth.com but there’s no feature on the site nearly as crucial as their devotion to updating us with detailed progress reports such a...
07.29.26 Show 322 : We're All NewsMaxxing (Whether We Want To Or Not)
While some of my friends are rightfully taking exception this morning to the announcement of NewsMax and Meta’s “content partnership”, I am very sorry to say I’m instead firmly focused on the misdeeds of the latter concern. To wit, the IG algor...
07/22/26 Show 321 : What Goes Up Must Come Down (Unless It Stays Up)
there’s been a succession of counter-cultural figures whose passings have been confirmed over the past week, and as always it is terribly important that you take great pains to publicly express that you never liked their work (anyway), or ev...
07/15/26 Show 320 : All Moments Are Special, But Some are MORE Special
in honor of today’s crucial England v Argentina tilt, I’d planned on playing The Special Moments’ 2009 opus, ‘Eric : The Falklands Follies’ from start to finish , however at the very last moment the licensing dept. rang and said permission h...
07/08/26 Show 319 : Bringing Home The (Rage) Bait)
I have to confess, until very recently I was not fully aware of the phenomenon commonly referred to as "rage bait". Live Bait, Squirrel Bait, Live Skull’s 1985 masterpiece ‘Bringing Home The Bait’, sure, rage bait, maybe not. But that was be...
07/01/26 Show 318 : Down In Front (Unless The Sign Has Writing On Both Sides)
life is full of crushing disappointments. Turn up for early for the “America 250” party, only to learn Danny Tantrum’s set has been cancelled (“technical issues”, yeah, right) . You spend nearly 3 entire minutes making a “Fire (Dav...
06/24/26 Show 317 : TRY NOT TO OD ON ALL THE IMPACTFUL RELEVANCE
I don’t know if you’re like me but I suspect you might be — looking on in abject horror as the entire internet persists in curb-stomping an individual who had the temerity to declare themselves, “the most relevant and impactful music cri...
06/17/26 Show 316 : This One's For Andrea Bargani
in commemoration of the New York Knicks’ stunning dispatch of the San Antonio Spurs last week, I attempted to fashion an infographic for this week’s show that displayed a new JD & The Straight Shot album designed in the style of Kurt Vile’s...
06/10/26 Show 315 : At The (Not Very Good) Movies
I dunno about YOU LOT but in these troubled, dumber than dumb fuck times I need all the distractions I can get. Preparations for this week's episode were slightly dented by my spending most of the past several days pouring over footage from a p...
06/03/26 Show 314 : OR MAYBE JUST CALL IT "P-GRIND"
nary a day passes when I am not filled with INCANDESCENT rage at some influenza-peddler sharing their deep thoughts about some imaginary micro genre or other. Hyper-slop. sketchers-gaze. It’s all too much for any sensible, learne...
05/27/26 Show 313 : Rather See You Dead (Than Celebrate A 6th Anniversary With Wool On Your Head)
today marks the 6th anniversary of this program’s launch - when it all began in those scary days of 2020, I never would’ve imagined it would turn into the most popular and acclaimed online radio show in the world. As it turns out...
05/20/26 Show 312 : Jingle Jangle, These Are Provocations 2 Strangle
I’m sure you’ve all read accounts of the diabolical 1-877-Kars-4-Kids commercials being banned from the airwaves in California due to their deceptive nature (ie. you cannot actually swap a kar for a kid, not lawfully anyway) and while this ...
05/13/26 Show 311 : TIMBERRR
during storms last week, a huge portion of a neighbor’s even bigger tree came down in my front yard and for several days there was no effort to sort out the damage. Friends suggested I ring 311, which seemed a little presumptuous — for st...
05/06/26 Show 310 : What's The Story, They've Totally Fucked Up Corrie
this week’s show tackles one of the more discouraging developments in recent times, mainly the ill-advised decision on the part of “Coronation Street” writers to wrap up 4 (ok, 5 but i really DGAF about Jodie) major storylines simultaneously. I...
04/29/26 Show 309 : Kataloging Kallax Katastrophes
i did my best to make this week's program special but i must confess, it was very difficult finding the time to select the music and make proper notes now that I have become engulfed in the burgeoning industry that is posting-photos-of-kollapse...
