I wasted precious minutes / brain cells this week reading about the modern phenomena dubbed “The Envy Office”. Though I’ve come to understand that every occasion in life — from hotel stays to medical procedures to Static-X reunions to self-immolations - is meant to be a gramable moment, please understand that this program stands in stark opposition to such craven behavior. Congrats on having a job, if you want others to envy you, please fuck the fuck off forever. I am not sharing photos of this program’s Envy Studio because the quality of the show has already done enough damage to your self-esteem as is (to say nothing of mine)
I wasted precious minutes / brain cells this week reading about the modern phenomena dubbed “The Envy Office”. Though I’ve come to understand that every occasion in life — from hotel stays to medical procedures to Static-X reunions to self-immolations - is meant to be a gramable moment, please understand that this program stands in stark opposition to such craven behavior. Congrats on having a job, if you want others to envy you, please fuck the fuck off forever. I am not sharing photos of this program’s Envy Studio because the quality of the show has already done enough damage to your self-esteem as is (to say nothing of mine)